It's A Waiting Thing

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Label/Receipt Number: EQ46 xxxxxxxU S
Status: Enroute
Your item was processed and left our JACKSONVILLE, FL 32229 facility on December 17, 2005. Information, if available, is updated every evening. Please check again later.

It’s a waiting thing. It’s not like we’re looking out the window all the time. I mean, come on, it will get here when it gets here. No big deal. Really, chill…

So where is our AUTHENTICATED I-171H DOCUMENT!!!